The Ocean Legacy

In other news, apparently the trash plant we grew grows trash fruit. Oh. Well, I may be disappointed, but you know. Makes sense.

In other news, apparently the trash plant we grew grows trash fruit. Oh. Well, I may be disappointed, but you know. Makes sense.


The date ends delightfully, with Cynthia mocking J’s outfit. Fuck.


Cynthia is having to use smooth recovery pretty much constantly. It doesn’t seem to help much.

Gotta love how he swoons, though.


When he comes back, the place is absolutely packed. 

I’m finding it impossible to get the two alone enough to hit on each other. They’re both feeling really awkward now -_-””’

Also, all the ladies in this town at once. Cynthia hadn’t seen any and then BAM! BABESPLOSION!


He pretty much immediately waddles off the the bathroom.
Awkward. I hope he comes back…

He pretty much immediately waddles off the the bathroom.

Awkward. I hope he comes back…


To move things along, I got Cynthia to invite J the sweaty gym guy for a date at the nightclub. I figure if we can get Kody the mailman, this should be easy.

He looks weird out of his gym gear tho :/


LOOK LOOK WHAT I DID

My trash turned into a beautiful bush I wonder what it will grow!


Oh Cynthia, you can’t have milk without delicious cereal! Don’t even try it, you mischievous minx.

Yes, eat your cereal. Eat it always.

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Where the fuck am I supposed to put this?

It’s kind of weird how the shower just spits out metal junk when it’s fixed. We don’t have a rubbish bin because I’m collecting cereal bowls, so it’s just gunna have to stay there. OH WELL


Here’s a picture of Cynthia fixing her shower to prove that she’s multi talented and stuff.

Here’s a picture of Cynthia fixing her shower to prove that she’s multi talented and stuff.